Aries – March 21 to April 19
Due to your active and aggressive nature, today a dog will follow you home
Taurus – April 20 to May 20
Sometimes it’s best to just let it go. But not too much or you will end up stuck on the couch.
Gemini – May 21 to June 21
Today will be a strange day for you. As you walk along the sidewalk you’ll realize you still haven’t left your bed.
Cancer – June 22 to July 22
Try not to enlarge any difficulties you may be having. You may just end up playing with your dog anyways.
Leo – July 23 to August 22
Living like a king isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Virgo – August 23 to September 22
Loosen up champ, they’re not judging you. Just admiring your sick accessories.
Libra – September 23 to October 22
Try not to argue with anyone today. You may get yelled at.
Scorpio – October 23 to November 21
You’re not that misunderstood. Stop being so intense once in a while.
Sagittarius – November 22 to December 21
Today would be a good day to just calm down. Try not to run away from home for once.
Capricorn – December 22 to January 19
You’re sweet, but maybe you should listen to what others are trying to tell you.
Aquarius – January 20 to February 18
We get it, you’re the only one with your head screwed on right. Beware of getting too uptight.
Pisces – February 19 to March 20
Try not to get too involved in others’ problems, you have to take care of your hair first.
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